July 30th, 2008
No, we are not paid by Heidi just bummed at Bravo’s lack of advertising. Tonight the gang, who frankly are not as interesting as in past seasons, make it work again. Seems like many folks were annoyed at the grocery challenge. TV Guide dissed the “tablecloth ten” for their amazing lack of creativity and courage. We will hang in there and hope for something amazing to come down the runway. 9:00 PST.
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July 30th, 2008
Diane Lane has given hubby Josh Brolin an ultimatum: Give up alcohol or give up your wife. Josh has had several alcohol fueled incidents recently including an arrest in Louisiana and an out of control argument with Sean Penn. We admire Diane for refusing to enable this man. He needs to step up and stop abusing the sauce. He has so much to live for and we wish him the best.
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July 30th, 2008
Seems like Getty realized a little too late that his wife and kids were more important than a shag with Sienna Miller. Reports are he is furiously emailing his wife, begging to come home.
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July 29th, 2008
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have parted company. No surprise here. Lance is not interested in settling down and has left some fantastic women in his rear view mirror. Kate you can do a lot better girl.
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July 29th, 2008
Yes, we do report on breaking news. An earthquake measuring 5.8 shook LA and surrounding counties. Epicenter was near Chino Hills, home to BOSCO - the wonder dog. Bosco and his daddy are reported safe after a brief evacuation - of the apartment not Bosco- sent residents of the apartment complex into the streets. Pictures were askew and items flew off the shelves. Helicopters and sirens could be heard all over the town. No fatalities have been reported. Prayers of thanksgiving from those of us at StarkedLA and continued prayers for the residents as they clean up.
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July 28th, 2008
We at StarkedLA have been way harsh to Britney Spears in the past so it is only right to give her credit for making some hard choices and cleaning up her act. Agreeing to mediation and letting KF have sole custody and upping his allowance is a good thing. She is obviously taking her meds and working hard to clean up her life. We wish her continued success and thank her for stepping up to the hard job of being a good mother. Word to Denise Richards - being a good mother is about putting your kids first - not your anger, your career or your greed - you could learn a lot about self sacrifice watching Britney turn her life around and really doing what is best for her boys.
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July 28th, 2008
Turns out the reason this lower than the belly of a pregnant ant hideousness went into court was to accuse Charlie of molesting his girls. There is no excuse for making these false accusations and the judge must take those girls away from her NOW. Has this lunatic ever read a single book about the importance of a father in a girls life? If there was any truth to these accusations Charlie would be subjected to mass quantities of prison time and the loss of all income. Then what would this bitch do for money? She sickens us and we want her to go away. Ryan Seacrest should be ashamed of himself for giving this creature a forum. And the fact that she invited the press to her charade is nauseating. STOP HER BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THESE GIRLS.
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July 27th, 2008
Allegedly some poor schmuck on a motorcycle made contact with Lindsay and rather than pick herself up, dust herself off and start all over again she went to the ER. After a thorough exam the docs told her to go home - there was nothing physically wrong with her. Daddy Lohan was relieved Lindsay was all right. Well yes, there is nothing physically wrong with her…..
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July 27th, 2008
We know it is all over the tabloids but we do not want to believe it. How could Matthew Broderick cheat on little Sarah Jessica Parker, the mother of his very cute son? Frankly we are surprised he managed to get Miss Parker into bed let along a skanky redhead. If this turns out to be true we will cry real tears. I don’t know what is worse cheating on Jessica or cheating on Mrs. Edwards. Our little faith in men is fast dissolving. Please boys - be good. But seriously we still can’t believe Edwards cheated on his wife of what? thirty years - please be fiction, please be fiction.
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July 27th, 2008
OK for those of you who remember Kid N Play… Shia LaBeouf gets his mandatory sub-star DUI and rather than go to jail heads to surgery for his little hand. Enough already. If you drink don’t drive. And if you drive and drink don’t crash into things. And if you do crash into things have the decency to go to jail and sober up, man up and don’t whine that your little finger hurts.
UPDATEPerhaps we were a bit premature in our condemnation of LaBeouf - yes he was drunk but he did the paperwork and despite the driver of the other car and a “friend” telling him to leave and nothing would be said he stayed to take his medicine. He will probably plead to a Standard First DUI and hopefully get a driver or better yet conquer his addiction.
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